March 25, 2009
to the beach and back
Friday nights used to go differently.....
Those were the only two rooms we took pictures in. Even with a 1:1 ratio (adult to kid) it's still tricky keeping track of each other there, we lost children multiple times, hence no more pictures.
March 24, 2009
"Can we keep her, Mommy?"
In like a lion.....
Our budding photographer
Healing Nicely
March 16, 2009
Fascinating Physiology
I just wish I knew what nutrient was found in brownies, because for the last two days my body has been telling me quite adamantly that we have a significant shortage of it.
March 10, 2009
A Plague of Sharks
An imagination is a terrible thing, there's almost nothing worse in a child. I'm trying vigilantly to stamp out all signs of creativity in my kids, but it's hard going. I'm sure you other mothers will understand.
There is NOTHING more DESTRUCTIVE or more UNPREDICTABLE than a child with an imagination.
Just today I cleaned up two bowls worth of alfredo noodles off of the kitchen floor, where they had been thrown, so my daughter tells me, to stop the sharks from eating her feet.
Yesterday I had to retrieve all of Brielle's "weapons" (anything even remotely resembling a gun or knife is a weapon; a plastic eggplant is a weapon) from where they had been thrown off of the balcony. The reason? Pirates. Pirates weren't trying to get her, from what I understand she and Hyrum WERE the pirates.
This morning a package of napkins was opened and each one carefully ripped into approximately 37 pieces (500 napkins multiplied by 37 is overwhelming), because it was "food" and the carpet was covered in "hundweds of hungry teeny bugs."
Also this morning 3 feet by 5 feet of my wall was covered in pencil markings because Brielle was a Teacher, trying vainly to show Hyrum how to read. (you'd THINK pencil would be an easy one to clean, but it's not. WAAAAAY more difficult than crayon or markers. And my one year old still can't read.)
After my shower I confiscated two empty tubes of lipstick from Brielle. They did not START OUT empty. She had been getting ready to go "dancing with Daddy." When that line didn't work she told me that she needed "my lipstick back please, today is my wedding. I'm getting married. Like you Mom!!"
And I'm tired of cleaning my room after Kung-fu-Brielle battles her way out of there.
Time and again I will explain to Brielle that imaginary bad guys do not give her the right to make a mess in my real house. She nods sympathetically, as if to tell me she understands where I'm coming from. But in the end it doesn't matter what I say. Shark attacks will always take precedence over house rules.
Shantell Is Making Me Do This.....
What it will be and when it will arrive is a total surprise! (I don't even know!)
The catch is that you must participate as well-before you leave your comment here, write up a pay it forward post on your blog to keep the fun going. Then come back, let me know you're going to play, and sit back and anticipate the arrival of your gift! Remember that only the first 5 comments will receive a gift from me, so be quick! This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:
1. I make no guarantees that you will like what I make!
2. It'll be done this year (hopefully sooner than later.)
3. I don't have to let you know what it is.
(hmmmm......anything homemade huh? I wonder if Brielle and Hyrum count, the first couple of commentators are getting them!)
March 7, 2009
The Little Chef Retires
I didn't get to see any of that, the nurse only let Russell and Hyrum back there. I think she thought I'd be one of those moms so overcome by emotion that I would have hindered more than helped with my presence. Shows how much SHE knows!! I wouldn't have hindered, I probably would have STOPPED any cruel doctor from pinning my baby down and sticking needles in his poor little skin. I cry when my kids get vaccines, often more than they do, so watching someone put stitches in my baby would have been near impossible.
Needless to say, we're not cooking any more.
March 5, 2009
The Diet Saboteur
Honestly, most days I don't even want to bake something chocolatey and gooey. But Hyrum will come up to me, and dish out the full arsenal of his limited vocabulary. "Mom. Up. Get up. " So I do. "Come, Mom. Come kitchen" So I will. He'll pull out what he wants to make, (sometimes as rudimentary as a bowl, and a bag of sugar) put it on the counter, and say "there ya go." Then he'll point at the spot next to the mixer and say "Me." It doesn't get any clearer than that! Our neighbors/friends borrowed the kitchenaid once and as Russ took it over Hyrum ran after him sobbing and shouting "Mine, mine, MINE!!!!"
I think it's cute.
March 4, 2009
...what we like to call the RIGHT way!
Anyway, don't go putting in any requests, since it takes me about a month to complete one of these guys. Basically they're priceless, and extremely rare, so if you ever get your hands on a Heidi Original, then treasure it. Seriously.
C.S. Lewis
An agnostic in his younger years, Lewis understands the objections of non-believers and deals with their arguments head on. In one of his most well-known observations in Mere Christianity, Lewis dismisses the most "foolish" idea people have regarding Christ: "I'm ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't accept His claim to be God." Lewis magnificently disposes with such fallacious thinking in one paragraph:
A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic -- on a level with the man who says he is a poached egg -- or else he would be the Devil of Hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God; or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at his feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronising nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.
Mere Christianity C.S. Lewis
I've only read 4 books by Mr. Lewis, but I always like what he says. Only problem is it's hard to read Lewis (or any thought-provoking book) with background screaming. Odd, I know.