
When I shower, BAD things happen. Very bad things. Like strawberries smeared all over the carpet, a pound of raisins scattered throughout the house, glue poured over stuffed animals, highlighter on the walls......you get the idea.
I've taken to rushing from the bathroom as soon as I step out of the shower (well, okay, I grab a towel first, but I RUN!) to see what sort of damage control is necessary that day. Yesterday I found both children munching on glue sticks....

On this day I came hurrying out to find a peculiar smell in the kitchen.

The smell of cloves, ginger, ground mustard, cinnamon sugar, pepper, and salt.

That time they got a quick bath instead of a time-out, because the ground up mustard and pepper was irritating their eyes.
However when they pulled the same trick a week later, they were both sent to their beds until I had finished cleaning everything up.


That time it was crushed red pepper, whole allspice, crushed mint, and dill weed. It did NOT smell pretty.

I took my time cleaning up, in an attempt to let the full import of their actions sink in. Unfortunately when I went back to get the children out I found that Brielle had spent the time taking large sips of milk from her sippy cup and spitting it from her bed into Hyrum's crib, liberally dousing his sheets, hers, and the floor in between. Fun game.

The next day after my shower I discovered that the children had raided my purse. Hyrum was quite intent on getting just the right evening look.

Polite people call my children "busy" or "active." I call them "naughty," "mischievous," and "diabolical."

(kitchen band. this day there was no time-out)
Every day it's something new (with the exception of the spices) I never know what to expect. I TRY to keep them busy during my 7 minutes of alone time, I start a new movie, pull out new toys, start games, there's no end to the diversions I provide. But just as I savor my few minutes of peace in the shower, the children revel in their brief moment of complete freedom.
I don't like the messes, but I'm not willing to give up my showers. Maybe they'll grow out of the naughtiness.